Quien Diablos es Juliette?

     Ah, here we are, alone at last... What would you like to know? Well, my real name really is Juliette, and no, I don't know where Romeo is. How original of you to ask! I am 13 months old, and I was born on the North Pole. Since then I have been pursuing a career as a nose-hair perm technician. One day I hope to claw my way up the career ladder and own my own unwanted-body-hair-grooming salon. A girl must have her dreams, you know. If you would like to know what I look like, go see these images of me. If you would really like some insight into my being, you could read this FAQ or you could take a look at some of my favorite places on the web:

Click on Jer to buy toilet paper imprinted with his face.

 In Memoriam of the Best Cat Ever
Fly away home!