What is your name?


No, what's your real name?

That is my real name. I was named after my grandfather, Julius.

Where do you live?

I live in an evil festering pit of stankiness- you may have heard of it, it's called Dallas. I live in an apartment with my two cats, Goblin and Impy. They are strays that I found (at separate times) at my former apartment complex. Impy's full name is Ebola Imp, because she looks a bit like a little monkey.

What is your favorite color?

Red, red, red! I have always loved it! Most of my clothes are black or red, and I have red streaks in my dark hair. I am drawn to things that are red just like a bird is drawn to shiny objects. In fact, things that are red and shiny especially attract my attention. I love clothes made out of red vinyl or patent leather. My favorite boots are knee-high red patent leather go-go boots that help me channel my inner Wonder Woman.

Speaking of Wonder Woman (Everybody sing the theme song: "With your satin tights/Fighting for your rights!/And the old red, white, and bluuuuuuuuuuue!"), who did you want to look like when you grew up?

It may be a cliche, but when I was little I thought that Morticia was the most beautiful woman in the world. I also liked Wonder Woman and a cartoon character named Ariel from _Thundar the Barbarian_

Who did you want to be like when you grew up?

I don't know who I wanted to be like, really, but when I was a little girl I loved to read biographies, although that's not something I really like to do anymore. I remember reading about famous women like Amelia Earhart and Harriet Tubman and admiring their boldness. I guess this may relate to my current fascination with historical and/or fictional warrior women like Boudicca, Amanirenas, and Xena.

That's all for now.